Would Your Rather?
Last night I was bored and looking for something to write about when I came upon the website www.WouldYouRather.com. Now, I’ve been to this site before but I never paid much attention to it, I just clicked right on by. Well, last night I decided to read some of the conundrums posed and I must say that there are some equally hilarious and difficult situations posed. What’s that? You want to know some of my favorites? Ok!
WOULD YOU RATHER…
1) Be completely bald OR have all of your hair look and feel like pubes?
2) Be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs OR Be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?
3) Fight Mike Tyson OR Talk like him?
MY ANSWERS
1) Be Completely Bald. Right now I’m slowly going bald and it’s not so bad, so I know I can handle it. Plus, pubes cannot be tamed so you’d never be able to style them. Not to mention that they look and feel gross as hell.
2) Be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs. The idea of Cabbage Patch Dolls plotting and pursuing my death with their cute, yet scary, little faces terrifies me to no end. Chucky anyone?
3) Talk like Mike Tyson. If I ever had to fight anyone, let alone Mike Tyson, I’d end up pissing my pants, lying on the floor, and curling up into the fetal position. Compared to that, talking like i’m handicapable isn’t so bad.
